Obscene City Story

The following story is not obscene so it shouldn't make you puke. No shit! It's assembled using the actual names of cities, so I'm certainly not going to hell, or this other hell for writing it.

Okay, are your days of making pee pee and feces dull and boring? Are you uncertain what to do about it? Do you dream of romance? Finding a partner and kissing, and petting? How about having your partner go spread eagle and use a dildo on her beaver or anus to bring them to climax? Yes! We're talking about intercourse! You could be fucking instead! And if she refuses, hire a hooker to suck on your ding dong instead. Otherwise you could get blue balls.