Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Christians believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple of discernment from a magical tree.
Read about Pastafarianism vs. Christianity at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website, or jump directly to the USA Today article.

2 Comments:

Blogger connie said...

the paragraph below the pix of jesus & the FTM- summing up christian mythology- is perfect! absolute "gospel". very good writing. i want a bumper sticker of it. posters, leaflets, you name it. i'm so sick of the serious, believe-it-or-die attitude which reigns in fundamentalists everywhere. we need a similar fearless summation of islam, too. so get writing, Sam!

7:24 AM  
Blogger connie said...

ooops! i worte that in a half awake condition. for FTM
substitue FSM!

6:45 PM  

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