Save us Captain Condom!

Many Japanese items with utterly defective and/or amusing English words and phrases can be found at www.engrish.com, including Captain Condom himself! Other favorites of mine are:

• Yes, it's best not to use the elevator when you're on fire.
• Be afraid.
• This rule is why work is so boring.
• I can't get my pastries fast enough either!
• I'd like to, but she'd probably have me arrested.
• Prove it to me!
• No, Mickey! NO!
• I'll have a Frapa-sin-o!
  

Enjoy!