Men's Restroom Etiquette

When it comes up I'm usually happy to tell my female friends all about men's room etiquette. I'll cover the basics like "men never say a single word in the bathroom", and "men never use urinals or stalls near another man".

The response is usually "you're kidding, right?". No, I'm not kidding.

Apparently women actually talk to each other in the bathroom, and, I shutter to believe this, they crap and pee right next to each other -- ON PURPOSE!! It's hard to even imagine! If men were to do that, it could mean the end of the world as we know it! Honest!

Here is a video that explains men's room etiquette so that women might better understand.