"Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUV"

How does a red-blooded America lovin', Jesus prayin', Republican votin', red-meat eatin', gasoline wastin' real man deal with this problem?


Will I have to... gulp... buy a hybrid? Or a fuel efficient car that's actually suited to my needs? Will I be forced to stop belching CO2 into the environment and doing my part to bring about Global Warming?

NO! There is a simple answer that requires no sacrifice or change in your arrogant ways or conspicuous consumption! Thank goodness! Watch this video for the simple solution.


There. That's much better! Whew!