It's Peter Godly

The Christian Bible allows such things as Polygamy, Concubines, Revenge, Slavery, Sex with Slaves, Prostitution, and even Marriage with Girls at 11 years-old. I love the fact that several biblical texts prohibit Celibacy!

Plus, many Christians are just now figuring out that they MUST keep Kosher (the new Testament does not absolve them of this!).

Not to worry -- modern Christians just cherry-pick which parts of the bible they adhere to, and which parts they ignore.

These two animations do a good job of satirizing this dangerous, but strangely amusing part of living with Christians. Peter Godly episode one, and episode two.