Today's Wisdom

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't."

Redneck Bee Removal

Click on the image to see the story and all of the pictures.

I actually really like European Honeybees and I generally don't condone violence to animals including harmless insects, but this article is too funny to ignore.

Guess what contains Toluene, Formaldehyde and Dibutyl Phthalate?

Answer: Nail Polish (Nail paint)

Nail polish contains toluene, formaldehyde and dibutyl phthalate —three of the top ingredients of concern because of scientific evidence linking them to birth defects and cancer.

Read more about the dangerous chemicals in common makeup in this informative brochure provided by the Breast Cancer Fund.

Define Necessity

Thanks go out to Rita for finding this image for me. It's very powerful.

"Holiday" Card Survey

I visited Lori last night and had some fun evaluating the 49 holiday cards that she had received from friends, family and co-workers.

The first surprise for me was the huge number of photo cards. These were cards that really just amounted to a photograph of the senders family with some holiday greeting at the bottom.

Lori is Jewish, so I was curious how many Hanukah cards she got versus Christmas cards. here are the results:

I think its ironic that she got more Christmas cards than Hanukah cards. I also find it fascinating that the chart coincidentally created a peace-sign.

Happy Holidays!

Happy Giftmas to Everyone!

Cellular Lunch

Hey Bob, let's get together for lunch so we can talk have separate cell-phone conversations.

Jesus in the Pentagon

No, this is not a joke. Pentagon officials, in uniform, talking about "Christian Embassy" and their love for Jesus. Follow this link, read the article and watch the video. I can't imagine how this wouldn't shock and amaze you.

Obey the Deer

Obey the Deer

Fox News tells us that "Happy Feet" is also PRO GAY!

Watch Lewis Black explain it to us on this clip from The Daily Show.

Scary Santa!

Sixty Six glorious pictures of kids terrified of "Santas", and several pictures of Santa's that the kids probably should be afraid of!

This guy here looks like he and his friend Jack Daniels had quite a night.

Fish climbed out of the oceans? Ridiculous!

Strange Fish Walking On Seabed - video powered by Metacafe